A Woman’s Reply to A Husband Eloping With Her Sister
Dear Wife, I am writing this letter to say that I am leaving forever. The truth is that I have been a good husband in our seven years of marriage, and I have absolutely nothing from that.
These last couple of weeks have been really hard for me. There are several reasons for that, but the final straw was today when your boss told me that you left your job.
Two weeks ago, when you came home after work, you didn’t even notice that I had cooked your favorite dish, that I had a brand new haircut or that I had a new pair of boxers.
You just ate for a couple of minutes, you watched all of your soaps and went straight to bed. The truth is that you don’t want to be intimate with me, and you don’t show your love in any way.
Either you don’t love me anymore, or you are cheating on me, whatever the case, I have to say it is over and I’m leaving.
P.S. Please, do not try to find me. Your sister Carla and I are moving to West Virginia together! Wish you the best and I hope you have a great life!
Believe me one thing; getting your letter really made my day. Yes, it is true that we have been married for seven years, but a good husband is completely different from what you have been.
Yes, I watch TV shows, but I do it because the soaps drown out your nonstop griping and whining, but this doesn’t seem to work.
And yes, I noticed your brand new haircut, but the first thing that I thought was that you look like a girl. And you know I was raised not to say anything in case I cannot say something nice.
For that reason, I decided not to speak about it or comment your haircut. When you made my favorite dish, you must have gotten me mixed with my lovely sister, since I stopped consuming pork seven years ago.
When it comes to your new boxers, I didn’t comment since you still had the $49.80 price tag on them and I hoped that it was a coincidence that my lovely sister Carla had borrowed $50 from me the same day.
But even after all, I still cared about you and loved you, and I believed that we might make this work. So, when I got lotto for 15 million dollars, what I did was quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii.
But, by the time I got home you were already gone. I guess there is a reason for everything. I genuinely hope that you will have the life you always desired.
Moreover, according to my lawyer the letter you sent me ensures that you won’t get a dime from what I got now. So, there is nothing more to say but take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Free and Filthy Rich
P.S. I believe I haven’t told you this, but my lovely sister Carla was actually born as Carl. I hope that is no issue for you.